David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
whose ass print is on the piano?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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