is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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