im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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