This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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