Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize