I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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