Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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