I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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