I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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