Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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