R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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