Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Your penis caused this!
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