Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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