covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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