Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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