so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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