I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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