false alarm. still invincible.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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