Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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