ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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