i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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