well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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