It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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