is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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