Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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