ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its about making memories worth repressing
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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