okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just puked most of my soul out..
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