The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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