I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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