No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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