youre lurking in front of me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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