Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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