I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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