Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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My ass is underappreciated
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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