yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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