I cockslap morals
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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