No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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