so that wasnt chicken after all
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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