Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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