So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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