I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm always down for nudity.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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