i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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