My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So vagazzling was a success
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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