Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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