You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
North Korea, Best Korea!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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