i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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