We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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