I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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