just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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