i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I have fence marks all over my body
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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