she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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