you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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